"Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit
And Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They live here. You don’t.
If you don’t want their hair on your clothes stay off the furniture.
That’s why they call it “Fur” niture”
I like my pets a lot better than most people.
To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.
Dogs and cats are better than kids.
They eat less, don’t ask for money, don't whine all the time,
they are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car,
don’t ever hang out with any drug-using friends, don’t smoke or drink,
don’t worry about having to get a second job, buy the latest fashions not off the rack,
don’t wear your clothes, and don’t need a gazillion dollars for college!!!
And, last but not least...
if they do happen to go out and get pregnant,
you can always sell the children!"Labels: animals, dog, dog owners, humor, pets, puppies |
